"Here's the thing. I'm turning 40. Kind of a big milestone birthday, and what I'm really looking for is something, to I dunno, like, just set me up for the second half of my life."
Thank you Baroness Von Sketch, for blessing us all with the idea for a giant DON'T CALL ME MA'AM throat & neck tattoo.
Vintage plate sourced and altered by Anna Eidt of Lou Brown Vintage in Peterborough, Ontario.